| | 001. What is your name? ryan
002. Spell your name backwards: no.
003. Date of birth: july the 21st
004. Male or female? male
005. Astrological sign: cancer
006. Nicknames: "hiro"
007. Occupation? professional revolutionary.
008. Height: 6' 1"
009. Weight: 137 lbs.
010. Hair color: dark brown
011. Eye color: green.
012. Where were you born? manhattan.
013. Where do you reside now? new jersey.
014. Age: 16
015. Screen names: hiro the fanboy.
016. E-mail addy: lovecrapht[at]gmail.com
017. What does your screen name stand for? i don't really know anymore.
018. What is your LJ name? same as my email.
019. What does your Blurty name stand for? xXSceney_McScenesterXx -- it's sarcasm.
020. Pets: a dog.
021. Number of candles you blew out on your last birthday cake? 16
022. Piercings? none.
023. Tattoo's? a fake tattoo of a self-destruct button on the underside
of my left forearm, which i continue to draw on myself with sharpie day
after day after day.
025. Righty or lefty? right.
026. Wearing: miles davis - "birth of the cool" t-shirt, pre-ripped tight-fitting indie rock faggot jeans.
027. Hearing: interpol.
028. Feeling: angry about the day's events, missing kate.
029. Eating/drinking: a dr. pepper.
~Love/Kissing/And Other Stuff~
061. Have you ever been in love? no. maybe once.
062. How many people have you told "I love you"? i generally use that
phrase pretty liberally, so... yeah. more than i could count.
063. How many people have you been in love with? i don't know? one, maybe?
--there is a large block of missing questions here. will fonda probably ate them.--
114. Does someone in your family wear a toupee? no. one of them should, though. bald mother fucker.
115. Do you have any nieces or nephews? yes.
116. Are your parents divorced? yes.
117. Do you have step parents? no.
118. Has your family ever disowned another member of your family? yes. me. a couple of times. hahahaha.
119. If so for what? for being an asshole.
120. Did some of your family come to America from another country? all
people came to america from some other country, you ignorant fuck.
~Music Stuff~
121. What song do you swear was written about you or your life? nine inch nails - "and all that could have been"
122. What's the most embarrasing CD you own? i don't know.
123. What's the best CD you own? i own too many to pick one.
124. What song do you absolutely hate? shake your fucking laffy taffy.
125. Do you sing in the shower? yess.
126. What song reminds you of that special someone? Explosions in the Sky - "Your Hand In Mine"
Favorites
152. Color: black
153. Food: pizza. because i'm cliche like that.
154. Song: bright eyes - "let's not shit ourselves (to love and to be
loved)"/metric - "combat baby"/moving units - "between us &
them"/eits - "your hand in mine"
155. Show: Strangers With Candy.
157. Band/singer: Bright Eyes, EITS, Nine Inch Nails, Interpol, The Decemberists, Metric, Moving Units.
158. Animal: cat
161. Movie: American Beauty or Garden State.
162. Pair of shoes: the ones i wear.
164. Actor: i don't have one.
165. Actress: again, i don't have one.
166. Potato chip: i am impartial.
167. Drink: mountain dew.
168. Alcholic drink: i do not.
169. Holiday: New Year's Eve.
170. Perfume/cologne: none.
171. Pizza topping: plain.
172. Jello flavor: go die.
173. Lunch meat: bologna, because it's fun to spell, even though i can't stand it.
174. Board game: life.
175. Video game: Wow.
176. Website: megatokyo.
177. Book: anything by haruki murakami.
178. Computer game: WoW.
179. Number: 3
180. Cereal: lucky charms.
181. Comedian: christopher titus.
182. Dessert: i don't have one.
183. Disney character: no preference.
184. Clothing store: kohl's.
185. Past time: raping small children in my big seedy unmarked white van.
186. Teacher: mrs. pepper.
187. Childhood toy: my n64.
188. Carnival game/ride: i don't like rides. they don't really agree with me.
189. Candy bar: snickers.
190. Magazine: newtype USA
191. Salad dressing: no.
192. Thing to do on the weekend: get totally fucked up and jump out of 2nd-story windows. hah. hah. hah.
193. Hot drink: mother fucking coffee.
194. Season: spring
195. Sport to watch: no.
196. Person to talk to online: allie, kate, kate, bryan, lauren,
199. Do you have posters on your wall? one. i should put the rest of them up.
200. If so of what? trent reznor.
201. Do you have a TV in your bedroom? no.
202. How many pillows are on your bed? two.
207. Do you have your own phone line in your bedroom? no.
208. Do you listen to music while trying to fall asleep? yes.
209. Describe the last nightmare you had: i was eaten alive by will fonda. no, just kidding. i don't remember my last nightmare.
210. Do you sleep with stuffed animals? no.
211. How many people can comfortably sleep in your bed? one. it's just a solitary mattress on the floor.
212. Do you sleep in any unusual positions? spread-eagled.
213. Do you have to share your bedroom with a sibling? no.
214. Do you snore? i dont know.
215. How about drool? yes. a little.
216. Do you have an alarm clock in your room? yes.
217. What color is the carpet in your room? brown/beige/what the fuck kind've question is that?
218. What's under your bed? floor.
219. Beach/mountains: brokeback mountains.
220. Donuts/bagels: bagels.
221. Day/night: night.
222. Wicked witch of the east/wicked witch of the west: wicked witch of the go fuck yourself.
223. Heaven/hell: hell. neither of them exists. but hell.
225. Coffee/tea: coffee.
228. Britney/Christina: i'll take a heaping dose of christina agulget the fuck out.
229. Swiss cheese/american cheese: swiss.
230. Real World/Road Rules: HEY YOU FUCKING PIGGSSSS.
231. Backstreet Boys. ...what?
285. Death: I WANT TO FUCK YOU LIKE AN ANIMAL
289. Pornography: I WANT TO FEEL YOU FROM THE INSIDE
290. Fortune tellers: I WANT TO FUCK YOU LIKE AN ANIMAL
293. Politics: MY WHOLE EXISTENCE IS FLAWED
294. Country YOU GET ME
296. Cloning: CLOSER TO GOD
What You Think Of When You Hear These Common Names?.
299. Jack: JB, KG, Tenacious D.
315. Joel: crack-cocaine.
300. Tiffany: Capote. (as in.. "Breakfast At...", for those of you non-readers out there -- this was Truman Capote's first work)
301. Ben: Supreme Lord and Master.
302. Maria: fights
303. Jennifer: BBBBBBBBIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTCCCHHHHHHHHHHHH.
304. Nicole: jesus christ.
305. Amy: in the white coat.
306. Emily: scene hair cut.
307. Mary: Mother of God.
308: Joseph: bad, bad techinicolor drugs.
309: Jessica: make a little birdhouse in your don't date my best friend.
310. Tom: Emo.
314. John: No, i do not believe that a totalitarian government is the best move for our country. Ryan, stop doing so much work.
323. Natalie: Portman, mothuhhhfuckuhhhh
324. Christy: hahahaha. christ.
Have You Ever...
331. Mooned anyone? no.
332. Been on a diet? no.
333. Been to a foreign country? yes.
334. Broken a bone? no.
335. Swallowed a tooth/cap/filling? yes.
336. Swear at a teacher? yes.
338. Got in a fight? yes.
339. Dated a teacher? no.
340. Laughed so hard you peed your pants? yes.
341. Thought about killing your enemy? yes.
342. Gone skinny dipping? no.
344. Told a little white lie? yes.
345. Told a secret you swore not to tell? yes.
346. Stolen anything? yes.
347. Misused a swear word and it sounded absolutely stupid? omg lyk 1ce r 2ce. lol.
348. Been on TV? yes.
349. Been on the radio? yes.
350. Been in a mosh pit? no.
351. Been to a concert? yes.
353. Loved someone so much it makes you cry? yes.
355. Broken the law? yes.
356. Been to a rodeo? this ain't my first ro-day-oh, cowpoke.
357. Been on a talk show? no.
358. Been on a game show? no. and i don't care that tom's computer teacher was on one once. just thought i should get that out.
359. Been on an airplane? yes.
360. Got to ride on a firetruck? yes.
361. Came close to dying? yes.
364. Terrorized a babysitter? yes.
365. Made a mud pie? yes.
366. Had a dream that your falling off a cliff? yes.
367. Snuck out of the house at night? yes.
368. Been so drunk you don't remember your name? no.
370. Felt like you didn't belong? frequently.
371. Felt like the 3rd wheel? frequently.
372. Smoked? yes.
373. Done drugs? no.
374. Been arrested? no.
375. Had your tonsils removed? no.
376. Gone to camp? yes.
377. Won a bet? yes.
378. Written a love letter? yes.
379. Gone out of your way to be with the one you love? yes.
380. Written a love poem? yes.
386. Asked a friend for relationship advice? yes.
389. Gotten a speeding ticket? no.
390. Done jail time? no.
391. Had to wear a uniform to work? yes.
392. Won a trophy? yes.
393. Thrown up in public? yes.
395. Failed/got held back? no.
396. Got perfect attendance in grade school? no.
397. Roasted pumpkin seeds? yes.
398. Taken ballet lessons? no.
399. Attempted suicide? no.
400. Cut yourself? no.
------notice how ..420 is conveniently missing.... goddamned hippies...------
425. Do you believe in aliens? no.
426. Name three things that are next to your computer: cans of soda, my ipod, a penis. just kidding.
427. Do you have any hidden talents? yes.
428. Do you wish MTV would play music videos? i wish you would go eat
your own face. that would be more entertaining and beneficial in the
long run.
429. If you were to star in a movie, what kind of movie would it be?
something darkly funny, existential yet ultimately tragic. requiem for
a dream 2: let's get this party started.
430. What would your movie star name be? ryan "cocaine face" arnold. duh.
431. Do you play any sports? no.
432. What's the scariest movie you've ever seen? i dont know. ju-on.
433. What is the best movie you've seen in the theater or rented recently? Capote.
435. Do you drive? yes.
436. What is your dream car? something small and compact -- alex duerr's "Jason" VW bug, probably.
437. Do you think your good looking? yes. i am dead fucking sexy. if i
was walking down the street, and i saw myself, i would be like, "god
damn, that is one sexy-looking mother fucker."
438. Do others think you are good looking? yes, they do. which means that the whole world is on drugs.
439. Would you ever sky dive? no. i'm too much of a puss-puss.
440. Do you believe in Bigfoot? no, i believe in Sasquatch. duh.
441. How many rooms do you have in your house? 10 and a garage.
442. Are you afraid of roller coasters? yes.
443. Do you believe in God? no.
445. Do you believe there is a heaven? no.
446. Do you believe there is a hell? we are in it if there is one.
447. Do you own a pooltable? no.
448. Do you have a pool? no.
449. Do you have a dishwasher in your kitchen? yes.
450. Do you like chocolate? on occasion.
451. Who/what is on your 2006 calendar? nothingggg.
452. How many U.S. states have you been to? every state on the east coast, plus arkansas, washington, tennessee, and utah.
453. Ever wished on a shooting star? yes. no matter who/where/what you are. you are gay.
454. Best Halloween costume you ever wore? next year -- japanese schoolgirl.
455. Do you carry any weapons on you? no -- who the fuck do i look like, tim sigler?
456. What is your weakness? girls with glasses and bangs. i won't lie.
457. Name something you can't get enough of: sex and heroin. duh.
459. How many kids do you want to have? one. maybe two.
460. Future sons/ daughters name: "fuckchop"
462. What is your ideal way to die? something prominent, profound -- something to be remembered. a final fanfare.
463. How do you release stress? i fire a gun. just kidding.
464. Are you a trendy person? yes. i fucking make trends, mother fucker.
465. Are you an artisitic person? yes.
466. Are you a realistic person? i'm quixotic to an extent where it becomes hard for me to live in my reality. no. no, i'm not.
467. Do you un-tie your shoes every time you take them off? no.
468. Are you a strong person? no. not physically.
469. Are you a strong willed person? yes. my mom prefers to call me a "stubborn mother fucker"
470. Who is the last person to e-mail you? kate.
471. Who is the last person to IM you? kate.
472. Do you hate chain e-mails? yes.
473. Are you a deep sleeper? i dont know. no, i guess not.
474. Are you a good story teller? yes. i am factual.
475. What do you believe is your best quality? being a hopelessly sappy romantic piece of shit.
476. What is your greatest accomplishment? all that i've written -- music and otherwise.
477. Do you like to burn candles or incense? no. i like to burn down large houses, estates, and buildings.
478. Do you do yoga? no.
479. Do you have your own credit card? no.
480. Let's say you win the lotto....? i'd spend all of the money (after
taxes) on cocaine and finding a way to destroy the fucking system that
let such an inane pipe dream such as the lotto come into existence.
just kidding about the cocaine.
481. Do you have a check book? no.
482. Do you like your driver? i don't.. have a driver?
483. Do you tan easily? yes. so i don't go to the beach anymore.
484. What color is your hair naturally? brown.
485. How many fillings do you have? a bunch.
486. How many cavities did you have at your last dentist visit? none.
487. Worst feeling in the world? feeling like someone won't tell you something.
488. Best feeling in the world? masturbation, of course. duhhhh.
489. Is the glass half empty or half full? neither -- the glass is
filled to half of its maximum capacity. it is neither "full" nor
"empty."
490. Last thing you downloaded? music.
491. Do you catch yourself using online terms in your real life? no. lol.
492. What do you think people think of you? that i'm one sexy beast who is a real fucker for "making sound crew quit the show"
493. Are you a likeable person? i try.
494. Do you need therapy? lots n lots n lots n lots.
495. Do you take medication for a chemical imbalance? there's a novel idea.
496. What the best way to be proposed to? having your loved one write a message in snow with his urine.
499. When are you moving? not soon enough.
500. Are you happy this is over? no. i feel like i lost a really, really good friend :( |
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