| | so.
its almost 5 am.
i haven't gone to sleep yet.
see, i'm on winter break now, so i can do whatever the fuck i want until next monday.
hoorah.
leaving tomorrow for the city of motherfucking brotherly love, to look
at a bunch of schools that i (don't) want to go to. drexel, u. arts,
temple, and u. philidelphia. orgasmic, i no rite.
today tom and i went to red bank and saw Brokeback Mountain (which i
thought would've been better named "Brokeback Mountain of Shit").
we renamed the band "Vermillion Border", instead of "The Marching Band", because... well.. i can't remember why. but we did it.
we also added 2 other people to it.
go us.
anyway, i'm going to bed now because i need to wake up and do something sometime tomorrow (today).
this was a conversation that i had with a girl (a freshman cheerleader)
about school spirit, presented to you in its uncut entirety:
10:47:03 PM hirothefanboy: you're... really into this whole school spirit stuff, aren't you.
10:47:16 PM kb32191: yeah duh i am a cheerleader!
10:47:24 PM hirothefanboy: but can i ask why manasquan is so great?
10:47:56 PM kb32191: b/c it is such a great town and it is 10x better the howlle were i used to live
10:48:05 PM kb32191: and it is really small]
10:48:07 PM hirothefanboy: why is manasquan a great town?
10:48:13 PM kb32191: and right by the beach
10:48:23 PM hirothefanboy: we have one of the highest percentages of drug use among students
10:48:27 PM hirothefanboy: in all of monmouth county
10:48:32 PM hirothefanboy: being by the beach sucks
10:48:33 PM kb32191: yeah i know that
10:48:33 PM hirothefanboy: because
10:48:40 PM hirothefanboy: it means that we get flooded by tourists
10:48:42 PM hirothefanboy: every fucking summer
10:48:44 PM kb32191: the beach does not suck
10:48:47 PM hirothefanboy: our streets our crowded and dirty
10:48:50 PM hirothefanboy: no, but being by it does.
10:49:11 PM hirothefanboy: the prices in all of the resturants go up because of the tourist invasion.
10:49:21 PM kb32191: true but
10:49:28 PM hirothefanboy: the students in our school are downright stupid
10:49:38 PM hirothefanboy: this is true for all of monmouth county
10:49:49 PM hirothefanboy: we keep having to lower the standards on curriculums as each grade comes through
10:50:06 PM kb32191: but
10:50:09 PM hirothefanboy: hence, geometry went from a half-year double-blocked course, to a full-year double-blocked course.
10:50:16 PM hirothefanboy: and the same thing is happening to algebra II next year.
10:50:23 PM hirothefanboy: manasquan is like, the shithole of the earth.
10:50:39 PM hirothefanboy: its a place you move from, not to.
10:50:39 PM kb32191: I LOVE THIS TOWN SOOO MUCH!!!! and
10:50:43 PM hirothefanboy: why, though?
10:52:37 PM hirothefanboy: i fail to see what redeems this town
10:52:38 PM kb32191: it is that b/c my moms family moved here for east
orange and they have lived here for ever and so has my dad... idk it is
kind hard to explain how i see my town then how u see it.... i grew up
here and i love it.... the beah... the bennies
10:52:54 PM kb32191: and eveything
10:52:57 PM hirothefanboy: so you love it because its better than where you used to live, not because it actually merits love?
10:53:06 PM hirothefanboy: it does have its perks, i'll admit that.
10:53:14 PM hirothefanboy: but there is virtually no support for the arts at MHS
10:53:24 PM hirothefanboy: there's the pretend-support that the administration gibes
10:53:25 PM hirothefanboy: gives*
10:53:35 PM hirothefanboy: but in the end, the band is only as good as its last performance.
10:53:50 PM hirothefanboy: hence why we don't have permission to get private lessons for our instruments
10:54:01 PM hirothefanboy: hence why our funding always gets shorted.
10:54:07 PM hirothefanboy: same thing for drama club
10:54:13 PM hirothefanboy: drama has a whole slew of lights on the stage
10:54:15 PM hirothefanboy: that dont have bulbs
10:54:18 PM kb32191: your funding gets shored!!!
10:54:20 PM hirothefanboy: yes.
10:54:33 PM kb32191: no the cheerleaders get less funding
10:54:36 PM hirothefanboy: well
10:54:40 PM hirothefanboy: the cheerleaders are... cheerleaders
10:54:42 PM kb32191: the school does shit for us
10:54:44 PM hirothefanboy: you aren't performing musicians
10:54:47 PM hirothefanboy: THEN WHY
10:54:48 PM hirothefanboy: DO YOU LOVE
10:54:50 PM hirothefanboy: THE SCHOOL SO MUCH?
10:55:04 PM kb32191: we had to buy our own unfirmos
10:55:27 PM hirothefanboy: i know.
10:55:30 PM hirothefanboy: i'm telling you
10:55:32 PM hirothefanboy: if it isn't football
10:55:39 PM hirothefanboy: then this school doesn't give two fucks about it.
10:55:41 PM kb32191: b/c i do i love the town and the pride and the colors and football and all the sports
10:55:54 PM kb32191: no
10:55:55 PM hirothefanboy: -_-
10:56:00 PM hirothefanboy: yes.
10:56:05 PM kb32191: hold on
10:56:09 PM kb32191: let me finish
10:56:18 PM hirothefanboy: after 3 years in this godforsaken high school, i think i have a right to my cynicism.
10:57:02 PM kb32191: football here is the bigest tridation this town has.... and do u know how we got the the WARRIORS???? do u
10:57:09 PM kb32191: ??
10:57:31 PM kb32191: thanks to the band we got to be the warriors soo the bands has a lot to do w/ it too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
10:57:36 PM kb32191: so
10:57:46 PM hirothefanboy: but FOOTBALL
10:57:48 PM hirothefanboy: dOESNT
10:57:49 PM hirothefanboy: MATTER
10:57:50 PM hirothefanboy: OUTSIDE
10:57:51 PM hirothefanboy: OF
10:57:53 PM hirothefanboy: HIGHSCHOOL
10:57:58 PM hirothefanboy: football won't stop the war in iraq
10:58:06 PM hirothefanboy: football won't cure starvation in 3rd-world countries
10:58:14 PM hirothefanboy: football won't cure cancer
10:58:32 PM hirothefanboy: football is a mindless fucking activity that
promotes violence and the formation of a high-school caste system.
11:00:06 PM kb32191: football has nothing to do with iraw 3rd world
countries and cancers..... our teachers and students have a lot to do
w/ that and we have fundraser and too help with that......
football is this towns BIGEST thing they used to close everthing down
on saturdays and go to the games then after the game the stores would
re-open!!!!!!!!!!!!
11:00:32 PM hirothefanboy: ok.
11:00:34 PM hirothefanboy: so what?
11:00:40 PM hirothefanboy: football has nothign to do with learning
11:00:44 PM hirothefanboy: which is what high school is about.
11:00:50 PM hirothefanboy: you know -- hence the school in the name.
11:01:23 PM kb32191: football has a lot to do w/ learn b/c if u dont
pass 3 class u can play so u have to keep ur grades up so u can do this
thing!
11:01:45 PM hirothefanboy: because
11:01:47 PM kb32191: same w/ all the other things in our school
11:01:50 PM hirothefanboy: the teachers weight the grades of the football players
11:01:56 PM hirothefanboy: i've watched it happen
11:02:10 PM hirothefanboy: the football players are some of the
stupidest wastes of flesh that i have ever met, and some of the meanest
11:02:16 PM hirothefanboy: and they all pass their classes
11:02:24 PM hirothefanboy: especially with teachers like mr. read and mr. gordon
11:02:26 PM kb32191: that is so not true
11:02:30 PM hirothefanboy: are you kidding me?
11:02:36 PM hirothefanboy: i've been here for 3 fucking years
11:02:49 PM kb32191: no that the football players r stupid and mean
11:03:07 PM kb32191: they r so nice to use!!!!!!!!!!!
11:03:09 PM hirothefanboy: well
11:03:14 PM hirothefanboy: you lot have vaginas.
11:03:19 PM hirothefanboy: the football players like vaginas.
11:03:22 PM hirothefanboy: hence, they like you.
11:03:48 PM hirothefanboy: me?
11:03:52 PM hirothefanboy: i don't have a vagina.
11:03:53 PM kb32191: they like freshman varisty cheerleaders
11:03:56 PM hirothefanboy: i'm just really girly.
11:03:59 PM hirothefanboy: so i get beat up.
11:04:01 PM hirothefanboy: and made fun of.
11:04:14 PM kb32191: r u serious
11:04:28 PM hirothefanboy: yes.
11:04:28 PM kb32191: wat is a vagina
11:04:33 PM kb32191: nermind
11:04:39 PM hirothefanboy: its that thing between your legs, dear.
11:04:39 PM kb32191: sry
11:04:41 PM hirothefanboy: its ok.
11:05:15 PM kb32191: see they arent the only ones who r stupids
11:05:18 PM hirothefanboy: i know.
11:06:21 PM kb32191: i hate all the 12th grade football player
11:06:36 PM hirothefanboy: yeah
11:06:40 PM kb32191: so
11:07:24 PM kb32191: and i am a quite freshman do u think they see me
when i am walking through the hallways and stuff or at basketball
game...
11:08:04 PM hirothefanboy: what do you mean?
11:09:23 PM kb32191: u r like the nices guy i know in the high school and ur not like the other guys in this school
11:09:32 PM hirothefanboy: thank you :P
11:09:41 PM kb32191: ur welcome
11:09:42 PM hirothefanboy: i try to be, anyway.
11:09:48 PM hirothefanboy: not like the other guys*
11:09:49 PM kb32191: that really good too
11:10:18 PM hirothefanboy: :P
11:10:33 PM kb32191: and the cheerleaders suport the band!! yeah
11:10:36 PM hirothefanboy: yeah!
11:10:42 PM kb32191: i love the band
11:10:47 PM hirothefanboy: the band does rock.
11:10:58 PM kb32191: yup i have them on my ipod
11:11:18 PM kb32191: and the band bring out the school spirit
11:11:40 PM hirothefanboy: well
11:11:42 PM hirothefanboy: except
11:11:49 PM hirothefanboy: that just about everybody in the band hates manasquan, to some degree.
11:12:15 PM hirothefanboy: the school, i mean.
11:12:20 PM kb32191: y
11:12:23 PM hirothefanboy: because
11:12:28 PM hirothefanboy: as i explained, its a shitty place.
11:12:37 PM kb32191: that is the best part of the football games
11:12:44 PM hirothefanboy: and because everybody in the band gets picked on.
11:12:47 PM hirothefanboy: at least once in their lives.
11:12:49 PM hirothefanboy: for being in the band.
11:12:52 PM kb32191: and u can hear the band all the way from my house
11:12:56 PM hirothefanboy: yeah.
11:12:59 PM hirothefanboy: we're pretty loug
11:13:05 PM kb32191: yeah and thats good
11:13:18 PM hirothefanboy: yeah
11:13:21 PM kb32191: how do they pick on u
11:13:36 PM hirothefanboy: in the halls, they say stuff
11:13:39 PM hirothefanboy: try to trip you
11:13:45 PM hirothefanboy: steal your clothing in gym class
11:13:53 PM hirothefanboy: *has happened to me so many fucking times*
11:14:04 PM kb32191: like do u shove u into lockers
11:14:04 PM hirothefanboy: throw things at you at lunch
11:14:10 PM hirothefanboy: only if you piss them off.
11:14:11 PM kb32191: idk
now, i would like to reitterate it, because it bears repeating:
11:04:14 PM kb32191: r u serious
11:04:28 PM hirothefanboy: yes.
11:04:28 PM kb32191: wat is a vagina
11:04:33 PM kb32191: nermind
11:04:39 PM hirothefanboy: its that thing between your legs, dear.
11:04:39 PM kb32191: sry
11:04:41 PM hirothefanboy: its ok.
ok. now that that's out of the way, i'm going to sleep. i just wanted to archive that in the anals of history.
"what is a vagina?"
hahahahahahahaha.
-h.
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